Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!