Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

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Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.