Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!