A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.