Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!