Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell