Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.