Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.