Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating