Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!