Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats