Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.