Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.