Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.