Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

Why are girls bad at maths?

They can't even.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.