Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.