Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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A bargain

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I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."