Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Previous Random Joke Next

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Irish Accent Jokes More Irish Accent Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Irish Bean Soup Jokes More Irish Bean Soup Jokes

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."