Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

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because their future is so bright