Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.