Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Goat?

Amigoat

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

Xanax Jokes More Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes More Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ?

Unstable.