What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!