What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!