Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.