Tiger Woods has a better driver
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
In case he gets a hole in one.
Because he was in a wheelchair.
Dead In A Nasty Accident.
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
Tiger Woods has a better driver.