Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.