Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined