Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.