What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*