Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.