How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

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Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.