Because you're breaking wind.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Because all they do is break wind.
He was de-lighted
Because you gotta catch Jamal
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Kermit the Frog's finger.
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
WASWAS.