Because it's full of bad yolks.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Cut its nose off.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
Because they're infeggtious
An eggsy-stench-alist.
