Rjoke Jokes

  • Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

    Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

  • What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

    Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

  • What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?


  • Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?


  • Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

    They've all mastered the riposte.

  • How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

    Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

  • Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

    Because their jokes weren't very funny.

  • Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

    He lost his sense of humerus.

  • What makes me want to lose the will to live?


  • What happened to the NSFW warning on r/Jokes?

    It stopped working like all those who got caught on reddit at work.

  • How do you know you are at r/jokes?

    The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

  • Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

    Because they do well with Ripostes.

  • How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

    He feinted. (Sorry)

  • Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant?


  • Where will you find the best jokes?

    Not on /r/jokes

  • What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?


  • What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

    A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

  • Why did the blind man cross the road?

    Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

  • What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

    Both just got hacked

  • How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

    Like this.

  • What's less funny than /r/Funny?


  • What's better than a joke on /r/Jokes?

    The inevitable comment from

  • What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

    People who post the joke intro twice.

  • What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

    Top post on /r/Jokes.

  • Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

    Chairman Lmao

  • Why r/Jokes has too much tiny jokes?

    Thus you can move on to the next one faster

  • How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?


  • Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

    Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

  • What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

    Both think the shorter the better.

  • Why are you on /r/Jokes?

    What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?

  • What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

    is funny and is a joke!

  • Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

    Because it's full of bad yolks.

  • What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes?

    Goudaff Reddit.

  • How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?


  • What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

    r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

  • What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ?

    A historepost.

  • How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?


  • What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

    Your mom is funny.

  • What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

    Karma, Whores.

  • Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

    On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

  • Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

    He's never Reddit.

  • How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?


  • How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

    They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

  • How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

    Reuse and Recycle

  • Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

    r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

  • What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

    They both say the same jokes over and over again.

  • What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes?

    I haven't got the faintest idea.

  • How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

    Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

  • Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

    Reposts are allowed.

  • What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?


  • Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

    Everything gets recycled.

  • What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

    Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

  • What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?


  • What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

    A masochist

  • What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

    Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

  • What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

    I laugh at neither of them.

  • How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?


  • Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

    Because they always riposte.

  • How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

    It makes the front page.

  • How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

    He feigned ted.

  • How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

    Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

  • What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

    We saw that same joke two days ago

  • What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?


  • Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes?

    Because jokes are the white man's burden."

  • How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

    WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

  • How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

    If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.