What makes me want to lose the will to live?

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes?

Goudaff Reddit.

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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