Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold