Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."