Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.