Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples