Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !