Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.