Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.