Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.