Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.