Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole