Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.