Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."