Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.