Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.