Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.